"For logistical reasons, though, yes, certainly, decisions have to be made… Through my process of decision-making with my family and with my close friends as to whether I should throw my name in the hat for the GOP nomination or not for 2012 — is a title worth it? Does a title shackle a person? Are they someone like me who’s maverick? You know, I do go rogue and I call it like I see it and I don’t mind stirrin’ it up in order to get people to think and debate aggressively to find solutions to the problems that our country is facing. …That’s the biggest, um, contemplation piece in my process."

SARAH PALIN, word vomiting on Fox “News” about whether or not she’ll run for president, via The Daily Show (via inothernews)

“Fucking sentences, how do they work?”

-Palin and Perry (2011)

"Nobody knows better than Rick Santorum that you can’t just redefine something to mean something else. I mean, Santorum means only ‘former Senator from Pennsylvania.’ And if you don’t believe me, you can Google it."

STEPHEN COLBERT, on Rick Santorum’s ridiculous marriage-is-a-paper-napkin-and-you-can’t-just-call-a-napkin-a-paper-towel argument, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

"That’s what kids do. They don’t have any life experience. They just vote their feelings."

NH GOP Seeks To Disenfranchise Students Who ‘Just Vote Their Feelings’ (VIDEO)

People 18 and older have a constitutional right to vote, regardless of their “life experience” or “feelings” toward “marginalized poor people that the GOP is scapegoating for everything because they don’t want to pay taxes even though they’ve benefited from the system at every stage of their life.”

That last part probably wasn’t in his full quote, but it should have been.

(via stfuconservatives)

blehhhhhh

(Source: caraobrien, via stfuconservatives)