I feel about these books like I felt about Glenn Beck the first time I saw him… everything about this screams “a comedy network is paying me to do this as some kind of performance art so that they have someone to make fun of,” but then I get a sinking feeling in my stomach when, deep down, I realize… nope, this person actually meant this; this nonsense is apparently sincere; people are actually this clueless. (Luckily, then I can immediately go back to making fun of them ‘cause LOLZbadwritingissillyandsoisotherdumbstuff)
(Source: reasoningwithvampires)
