"Nobody knows better than Rick Santorum that you can’t just redefine something to mean something else. I mean, Santorum means only ‘former Senator from Pennsylvania.’ And if you don’t believe me, you can Google it."
— STEPHEN COLBERT, on Rick Santorum’s ridiculous marriage-is-a-paper-napkin-and-you-can’t-just-call-a-napkin-a-paper-towel argument, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
